foxandwhat:

littlefoxling:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.

LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER! 

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

  • man:when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
  • woman:*proves that even dogs have discipline*
  • man:wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO
  • youngblackandvegan:

    yeah no

    i’m not one of those people that will preach unconditional sex positivity

    because some people’s “kinks” are having sex with children

    and rubbing their genitals on random people on the train

    so na

    miss me with the lectures about “kink shaming”

    because there is a line

    and way too many people cross it

  • 12-year-old girl:I don't want kids when I grow up.
  • Society:You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
  • 16-year-old girl:I'm pregnant.
  • Society:How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
  • 20-year-old woman:I'm a single mother with an infant son.
  • Society:You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
  • 33-year-old woman:I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
  • Society:You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
  • 45-year-old woman:I just had my first child.
  • Society:Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
  • 60-year-old woman:I haven't had any children.
  • Society:Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.